Hi all,
I have been into the current company for quite a long time now and have always enjoyed my work. My work experience is full of humorous moments
I am fortunate enough that i always got best moments to laugh with and then I will add more masala to make them more funny. Here I am sharing these moments which I am sure you will enjoy. Please note that many of them are dramatized a little.
TRIP TO TRAMBAKESHWARA
Trambakeshwara is a place near Nasik where there is famous shiva temple and Jyotirlinga (Shivalinga). We, the Officers from silvassa factory happen to visit there as a group tour in 2003.
When we reached there, it was raining a little and there was huge que to enter temple. People were standing in that mild rains. Me and one of other officer from our group went and stood in the que. However there were 5 others who did not join the que and were discussing something. One of them " Atanu " came and uttered.
" Shibu.. in spite being HLL employee, you want to stand in que?" try convincing the officials or the Poojaris there for the back entry.
I said .. boss.. I am a common man like all others and even if it takes 10 hours, i will go in that que. You try whatever you want.
So me and other friend started walking in that silent que. We decided to bring some life in that que and started loudly Chanting " OM NAMAH SHIVAY". Immediately the crowd also started along with us.
Slowly we moved to 4th line after half an hour nd happen to see back at the end where our friends had joined the que.. I shouted..
Atanu.. what happened?
Atanu: Arey those guys are asking for 1,500 each for back- gate entry.. so we have become common man like you now.. OM NAMAH SHIVAY...
:) :)
Snakes and Dogs does not bite a Drunken person
Hanamant Kumbhar joined as a engineer and he was a deadly entertainer. On a lunch table once he said.
" Snakes and dogs does not bite a person who is drunk "
everyone including our manfg. manager got stunned with the statement and asked what is the logic behind this..
hanamants answer... have you ever heard that Dog or snake has bitten a drunk person??
We said "NO"...but "Why is it so?"
he said.... after having a drink, the person walks in a zig zag fashion.. This is exactly like a snake walk and hence snake thinks the guy is from their community and does not bite..
Whereas the dogs looks in eyes of a drunken person. The persons eyes will be red after a drink and dogs think the person is from their community and hence they too do not bite.
We were uncontrollable after this....................... :)
Why Bread Pakoda becomes CUTLESH in GUJRAT whereas it is called as CUTLET in MUMBAI
Hanamant, me and few others discussing in pantry while eating bread pakoda. Hanamant asks.. do you know why this is called as CUTLESH here and not CUTLET??
Surprised with the question, we raised our eye brows...
He tells the amazing story.. I quote in his words
" In Mumbai, it is called as CUTLET. when you travel by train from Mumbai to Vapi you will realise that till Boisar, it called as CUTLET and after that it starts becoming CUTLESH.. The reason is that the names of people in GUJRAT often ends with "SH"
example: Kamlesh, Shailesh, Paresh.... and people are so used to it that they started calling CUTLET as CUTLESH..."
:)
You must be kidding if u say after hearing this.. any one would have controlled his laugh...
DOES DADA KNOW MARATHI?
one night, me and Dipesh ( marathi room mate) were talking in Marathi. Our bong dada was quietly listening to us and after some 10 minutes said
" I was staying in mumbai with some marathi friends so i can understand marathi very well. I was trying to catch up what all you were speaking" We also thought might be true.
The very next day when we returned from office, dada was watching a Telugu serial on E- TV telugu. I said
" Dada.. you will go mad watching these telugu serials which you do not understand".. He started laughing and said .. " I thought this is marathi channel and I am watching it for last half an hour to understand what they are speaking."....
Oh God save.. this man...
The Great " BHULLKAD" Room mate
A very good friend of mine " Ramesh" ( changed name) had this habit of forgetting things very quickly. There were many incidences because of this habit of his.. here are few of them.. (Some of them are dramatized a lot ).. sorry dear Ramesh..
One a fine afternoon, when we all were watching TV, Ramesh had just come out from market, parked his bike, kept the purchased things in his room and then decided to go back for hair cut.
He was searching something everywhere. He was searching near TV, inside kitchen, below the table..
I asked " Ramesh what are you searching with helmets on your head?" He quickly starts laughing and says.. " Saala.. i am searching for Helmet only not realizing that I am already wearing it". :)
The Pillion seat on Ramesh's Bike
Ramesh used to go to office on his bike with another room mate of of us.. " dada". Dada would sit behind his bike as a pillion.
Once on the way office.. there was a road construction going on and hence Ramesh had to stop his bike for a while. Dada thought that he will get down and then Ramesh will drive alone, cross the place where construction work is ending and then again he will sit.
So dada got down, Ramesh did not realise the same and he went alone.. Dada was running behind, shouting for some time and then gave up realising that Ramesh had not noticed him at all. I was coming by auto behind when this incidence was happening. I was seeing Dada running behind. The I took Dada in auto and we went to office.
The moment we reached office, dada shouted at Ramesh " Sala.. kamina.. mereko Chhodke aagaya"..
Ramesh is cool in saying.. "I never realized.. in fact on full road i came talking with you, I stopped outside the gate so that you get down and then when I came inside office, some one asked where is Dada, I told them you are at the gate and coming inside."
:) Height of ignorance.. isnt' that?
TRING TRING.. A CALL MAKES YOU FORGET EVERYTHING : ( dramatized)
There was a team dinner in one restaurant which was around 200-300 mts from our room. All of us were celebrating payment efficiency for the factory.
Suddenly Ramesh got a call from his fiancée ( he was recently engaged that time). He went out to talk to her. Could not hear properly so went on road and started talking while walking.
continued for some time and he reached our room. He entered room as if he has come from office, had a dress change and nicely sitting and watching TV.
It is when I called him to find out where he is, he realized that he was in a party and had not even finished his dinner...
You guess now.. what would have been our state there...
Visit to head office with ramesh
This is one of my Favorite. I happen to take him to head office for introducing to the central buying team.
We entered the east wing and first person we met was Seshadri, a nice person who gave us warm welcome and explained the processes to Ramesh for 2 hours.. from 11.00 am till 1.00 PM. We went for lunch with him, had lunch with him and then he went for PAAN so we returned to office but this time I took Ramesh to another person by name Jayaraman in west wing.
Jayaraman also slightly looking similar to seshadri but there were not alike like twins.. However when I told Ramesh that we have to again go to seshadri.. he is asking me " which seshadri and who is the one with whom we are currently sitting?" He thought that we are still with the same person with whom we were sitting before lunch.
How can you forget face of a person with whom you are there continuously for three hours?? Unbelievable..:)))
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