COOL ... FUN AT WORKPLACE..

Sometimes it so happens that some discussions really become so funny that they remain in memories forever.. here are few incidents which are very recent ones..

Chumma - It is hindi word or a tamil?

For those who do not know.. In hindi chumma means a Kiss and

in tamil .. Chumma means .. "simply" means " just like that"


Once me, Sangeetha ( team member.. tamil), Justin( team member.. tamil) and Savita ( from delhi) were having lunch in the food court.

Sangeetha was teasing Justin by name of a girl.. I asked.. " what justin.. are you serious about that girl"

Justin says.. " No Shivraj.. just Chumma".. ( he meant.. just simply)..

but savita understood differently..

her question " what is this yaar.. disgusting.. you are not going to marry her? you want only Chumma?"

justin says " yest Savita.. I am not serious.. just chumma"

It was when I explained the meaning to all, Justin and savita regained their normal face expressions

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Manners.....

Again the tamil mania..

Me and Justin( tamil) were talking on some official topic and suddenly Sangeetha arrives and shares her view on same topic but talks in tamil to Justin.. I am not able to understand anything.

I got little annoyed and asked.. " what is this.. I should also understand right? " Dont' you have Manners?

Sangeetha: NO .. I dont' have manners

I said back.. Any ways.. Manner is a word made only for Man... ladies are not expected to have it..

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left???? Or Right

This is how to frustate a person

A very busy Officer .. came running to me. He looked very much frustated because of some issue. He had come for a quick help from my boss.

he came and asked... Shivraj........ Krish has Left??

My answer... Yes... Krish has Left and right both....

You should have seen his face..........

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A Smart Question

In the lift.. I do not remember the person.. He asked me some tricky question related to some logic or something.. I could not answer..

I said.. i will ask a question.. a simple one.... We are into a Lift.. why it is called a Lift??

He said.. because It lifts a person....

My question.. then when we are going down in the same... why it is still called as LIFT??

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BAD WORDS.. TRY CHANGING THE LANGUAGE.. ITs FUN

One of my Punjabi friends has habit of Firing the Hindi bad words.. any time any place.. Once we were in a group and he said...

Dimag Ki Maa Behen Ek ho gayi hai...

There were some girls around and hence the sentenced looked very dirty.. My suggestion to him.. If you cannot control your bad words.. change the language.. you can say same sentence in English as

It has been Mother Sister Get together of my Brain

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Some funny questions... Its habit?

You will see some guys having habit of asking friendly yet very sily questions.. This is a good habit of getting into a gesture yet.. i see funny side of it..

Navneet is nice friend of mine..

he asked..

Kya sir.. aaj kal dikhte nahi ho?

My answer: " Dikhunga kaise saale.. Mujhe Mr. India ki watch mil gayi hai.. mujhe dekhna hai to Red specs pehenlo..."

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Another question...

Navneet: Kya sir.. sab thik thak hai??

My answer: Nahi.. Obama ki wife beemar hai... Davayi karega??

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Some short - forms and My full forms for them

TPVS

TPVS is a system utility which means .. transportation Planning and vehicle scheduling.. This is used to plan the truck loading from Factories to depots..

My collegue Justin was told to use the same for supply to Customers.. He came and asked me... " Shivraj .. what is TPVS?""

My answer.. It is TERI PURI VAAT - LAGANEWALA SYSTEM"

And it really proved so... This guy really struggled to use this system...

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SOP .. it means .. standard operating procedure..

We use this document for drafting all the procedures which need to be followed may be for any program execution or a process..

My Version.. We were in a con-call with a factory and we had given the SOP document for the steps to be executed. however they were doing the same correctly sometimes and sometimes they were doing it wrongly..

I blasted and said... SOP is standard operating procedure and not SOMETIMES OPERATING PROCEDURE.

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COMP- OFF.. It is weekly off taken for any of the holiday in week worked.. so it is a compensatory off.

One day i discovered one of my Support team member had not come to office.. I asked him.. why he is absent.. he says.. " Sir it is my COMP- OFF". i was surprised.. i was very sure he had not worked on any sunday.. then how comp- off...

My reply... Sirji.. Comp - off is meant for Compensatory Off and not Complementory Off for doing exceptional job other days...

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NAGPANCHMI....

Nagkumar Dhanashree is one of our officers here. I sometimes used to call him Nag( snake).

On his birthday.. I wished him saying... Happy NAGAPANCHMi.. every one around had a laugh on the same.

Next day Nag came and said.. many people are calling me nagpanchmi.. I said then what are you waiting for.. go and puch them.

He was surprised...

I explained.. When they are saying Naag - Punch - me. You are fully authorized to Punch them.. they them self are saying...Punch me...

Then you should have seen his smiling face..

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